Welcome to the home of the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society ("TCS" among friends). TCS is a newly-formed cult devoted to :
The Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society invites all who yearn for a more fulfilling way to experience the joys of Chiles to join our swelling ranks.
Sound good? We thought it might! If you'd like to
become a member (why be persecuted when you can do the persecuting,
after all?) well then now's your
chance! There might never be a better time to join.
Membership Benefits
Like any normal, sane person, you're probably asking yourself, "Hey, what's
in this for me?". Well, good news! Unlike so many other cults that come
and go, like brilliant shooting stars that within seconds burn away in puffs of
black metallic smoke, the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society is
here to stay. Though our numbers may be few just now, we hold to the
firm belief that one day very soon we'll be able to run rough-shod over the entire
globe, persecuting unbelievers and cultivating chile plantations where once grew
nothing but boring weedy stuff. As a member, you'll be there to share in our joy
and mutual love of spiciness; there to laugh at the stubborn prisoners made to
breakfast on habanero-jelly pastries; there to share in Mastery of an
all-new New Chilified World!
Attention Nubile Maidens!
Sick and tired of being just another nubile maiden in the crowd? Then the
Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society has just the thing!.
Enlist today as a novitiate in the fabulous
new Order of Nubile Chile Maidens. It's fun, it's mystical,
and it's the hottest thing in town!