Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society


Welcome to the home of the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society ("TCS" among friends). TCS is a newly-formed cult devoted to :

The Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society invites all who yearn for a more fulfilling way to experience the joys of Chiles to join our swelling ranks.

Membership Benefits

Like any normal, sane person, you're probably asking yourself, "Hey, what's in this for me?". Well, good news! Unlike so many other cults that come and go, like brilliant shooting stars that within seconds burn away in puffs of black metallic smoke, the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society is here to stay. Though our numbers may be few just now, we hold to the firm belief that one day very soon we'll be able to run rough-shod over the entire globe, persecuting unbelievers and cultivating chile plantations where once grew nothing but boring weedy stuff. As a member, you'll be there to share in our joy and mutual love of spiciness; there to laugh at the stubborn prisoners made to breakfast on habanero-jelly pastries; there to share in Mastery of an all-new New Chilified World!

Sound good? We thought it might! If you'd like to become a member (why be persecuted when you can do the persecuting, after all?) well then now's your chance! There might never be a better time to join.

Attention Nubile Maidens!

Sick and tired of being just another nubile maiden in the crowd? Then the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society has just the thing!. Enlist today as a novitiate in the fabulous new Order of Nubile Chile Maidens. It's fun, it's mystical, and it's the hottest thing in town!